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The
Regulars
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Bob
owns a broadcast journalism degree. He came to Bayside to get away from his
parents and the desert of New Mexico. He's a very laid back punker
who enjoys good times and beer. He has a great love of the band Rush and
he hates politics with a passion. Currently he's angling on Rhonda,
who seems to view Bob as a joke. Bob's hobbies are sleep, beer, and
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Milton
Werth came to Bayside from New York, where
he developed his very biting wit and brutal honesty. He usually says
what's on his mind, which is what gets him into so much trouble. He views the locals as "goobers" and he never misses a chance to needle
them about it. His hobbies are computer chat rooms, watching old
mob movies, and trying everything he can to catch Bonnie's eye. Back
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Bonnie
Deetz came to Bayside from a farm in Nebraska
to study oceanography and to show her protective parents that she could
"rough it" and make it on her own. She comes off as quite naive and
demur, but many times she's shown that she's anything but. Bonnie
enjoys the ocean and studying it, and she loves to keep Milton
just interested to torment him. She won't admit it, but she kinda
likes the guy. Her hobbies mainly revolve around painting and writing
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Barney
the Badger found his place among the gang
at Hagar House after Chunk
fed him some pizza. Barney figured there'd be more to come if he
stuck around the "fat guy" and he was right. Being a badger, Barney
has a terrible temper. His attitude is essentially "get out my way"
and most people do. Even so, he does have his good points. He acts as the official mascot of the
university
and he enjoys his notoriety. His hobbies are causing trouble around
the town, eating roadkill, and watching the Jerry Springer show. Back
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George
Bullhoffer loves to eat, hence the his
nickname "Chunk." He came to Bayside because it was cheap and he
heard they had the best ribs on the east coast. He's studying for
his culinary arts degree. Chunk is a quiet, soft-spoken guy -- that
is until he puts on the cape and mask to become Fatman (see the following
character description). He loves to bowl and draw comics. Back
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Fatman
and Badger, the Lethargic Duo, were born
after Chunk watched the Cannonball Run for the first time. He thought
Captain Chaos was pretty keen and decided to become a superhero tasked
with fighting food injustices in the world. Barney decided to become
a partner because he figured that anyone fighting to save food had to have
an ample supply of it. Be sure to visit the awesome Fatman
and Badger Page.
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Brian
Dixon is the ultimate Star Trek fan and
insists that since he dresses and acts like Spock, that everyone calls
him Spock. He never misses an episode, a commercial, or a convention
having to do with Star Trek. Brian claims logic is his motivator
and never, ever shows emotions ... well almost never. He works at
a local hobby store and has yet to find a girlfriend. Back
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Rhonda
Arconna is tough-as-nails girl from Bayside
who advocates women's rights. Her toughness came from her 3 older
brothers who picked on her constantly. Rhonda's temper is legendary
and she's been known to knock a few guys on their backsides. She's
finished her poli-sci degree in hopes to someday become president. She came to
Hagar House after Bob
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Steve
Vertsee is a computer guru specializing
in artificial intelligence. He came to Bayside because he wanted a small
town that was out of the way where he could do his research for his Phd.
He collects all sorts of comics and is a kid at heart. Sometimes he gets
a bit testy and is constantly worried about his health. He loves Kung Fu
and studies it constantly. Back to Top |
Jon
Irie (perfect) is a Reggae lovin' rasta
man who was befriended by the last of the Hagars, Granny Hagar. She
left him the honor of being caretaker of
Hagar
House, which he rents cheaply to students of Bayside U. He's
also the executor of Granny Hagar's will, which contains
little "time bombs" of goodwill for lucky random students. Jon is a master
of the drum set, which he only plays as a hobby. Jon has an acute fear
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Granny
Hagar was the last of the wealthy Hagar family to reside in
Hagar
House. She roams the house as a ghost and acts as a guardian, keeping
Satan
and his minions from entering our dimension and enslaving everyone on Earth.
She has strange powers that the gang at Hagar
House have only had a small taste of. Granny can only reside in the
house so long as it is occupied by boarders. Granny made her debut in this
strip.
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Other
Characters In and Out of Bayside
Satan.
Yep, the big "S" seems to have a vested interest in seeing
Hagar
House empty and he'll use all of his guile and deceit to trick the
residents into leaving. It seems that Whizzer, a former resident, may have
fallen victim to Satan's trickery as he's nowhere to be found. His entrance
into the Bayside world came in this strip.
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Cloy
is Bob's sister. She lives in Salem, Mass. and has been
practicing witchcraft all her life. She constantly needles Bob about using
his own innate powers, but Bob seems reluctant. Cloy is a free spirit who
rarely gets discouraged and believes in witchcraft as a tool for good.
Her first appearance came when Bob went to her for help in rescuing
Gel'ar. Back to Top |
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Miss
Tightbunch is the head of the Bayside Christian Coalition and
is quite the bible-thumper. She revels in dogging the heels of the University
Students, trying her best to instill good Christian values (i.e. taking
all the fun out of their college lives). She first appeared giving Bob
a piece of her mind in this
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Sheriff
Buford T. Jackson is your typical ticket-writing, terbaccy-chawin',
beer gut-totin' redneck who loves nothing more than harassing college students
and any city slickers unfortunate enough to venture through his small town.
He is usually the last thing a sausage ever sees. Jackson comes from a
long line of Bayside sheriffs.
His houn'dog Blue
is unmatched at sniffing out a place to sleep. Back
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