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Freefallby
Mark Stanley is a thrice weekly strip featuring Sam, Helix and Florence
(she's a real fox) and their humorous space-faring adventures. Funny
stuff!
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Coming Soon!
Bayside
crap that you'll never
buy!
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As long as there are tests,
there will be prayer in public schools
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An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five
miles away, and warns off intruders or reunites scattered members of the pride.
("And me shitting my pants at this
sight of this lion could also be heard from five miles away.")
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Goodbye!
Ok that's all, folks. I'm sorry to say
that, after some serious thought and after having tried it for a good month,
this isn't for me. I'm a man who likes a return on his investment. Bayside never
got a huge amount of fans, so it was really an exercise in self-indulgence. I
thought I'd give it a try again because I did have fun doing it. But I'm not
getting the kind of enjoyment needed to justify the time I'm investing in
Bayside. I'm sure the site will stay up as long as it takes before the admins
finally take it down due to lack of updates.
I appreciate those who came back and read
and those who emailed their support. After this, I can confidently say that
Bayside will not continue in any form. I'm actually going to spend all this time
doing what I believe I'm best at, which is writing. I actually wrote a book
years ago. It was extremely rough. Now I believe I can get serious about it
again and do well. Wish me luck.
February 5, 2007
Darn, I didn't
get the supervisor position. Oh well, always have to keep trying. There'll be
more opportunities I'm sure. At least I have Bayside to keep me occupied.
The other day on ESPN an anchor was
talking about a Denver Bronco player who was recently shot. The anchor said "the
autopsy revealed no drugs or alcohol in his system." My god. The man is in a
vehicle and gets shot. Remember, he's the VICTIM. Yet the tragic death isn't
story enough for ESPN. They have to say something stupid like that. Why didn't
they spice it up a bit more by saying "a background check revealed that he had,
in fact, raped no small children." This is why I turned from journalism as a
career.
Ok I'd like some interaction with
readers. As you can see, I have various categories that might interest you. If
you have suggestions for Bumper Sticker, Quote, Riddle, Trivia, or Top Ten of
the Week, or if you have an interesting pic that I can put an interesting
caption to (such as the one in The People's View of Bayside section) send me an
email and if I use it I'll
give you some much deserved credit! Or you can even visit me at the
Bayside Forum.
Also be sure to let me know by email if you find
any bad links or other abnormalities on my site. Much appreciated!
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I cut through evil
like a double edged sword,
And chaos flees at my approach.
Balance I single-handedly upraise,
Through battles fought with heart and mind,
Instead of with my gaze.
Last Week's Answer:
Sunrise; sunset
If you know the answer, or if you have a riddle of your own to submit, email it to me
and I'll slap it and your name up on the site
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Top 13 Signs a Cartoon
Character Is a Terrorist
13.
He's missing a finger on each hand -- probably from making
bombs.
12. Will you chase that ghost for a Scooby snack?"
"Ro!"
"Two Scooby Snacks?"
"Ruh-uh."
"If we promise to overthrow the imperialist corporate world by any means
necessary?"
"Reah! Reah!"
11. Those square pants are ticking.
10. The move to Kabul, plus the name change: "Foghorn bin Leghorn."
9. "Gee, the current administration's policies sure seem
ill-advised and counterproductive to me, Mr. Peabody."
8. Mumbles something about "the mother of all pic-i-nic baskets."
7. He's got a bushy beard and is always attacking one of our finest
sailors because they both want to control Oyl.
6. It appears Marcy just strapped a pink missile to Peppermint
Patty's crotch.
5. Frequent delivery of "ACME HIGHLY-ENRICHED POLONIUM-210" crates
to his badlands cave lair, although he has no apparent source of income.
4. Only buys a one-way ticket on the pterodactyl to Bedrock.
3. He has a brother named Chemical LePew.
2. Surfaces in Guantanamo saying, "I knew I shouldn't have made
that left turn at al-B'Qurqi!"
1. Picks up his beak, places it back on face
and declares, "This means jihad!"
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